RoelEveryone has an irrational fear.
Richard MartinIs it foil?
↪ One of our many ridiculous conversations.
Originally from Aug 26, 2004
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AshleyHey buddy, did you brush your teeth this morning?
JayNo, but I ate a TicTac.
↪ Collective parental grounds… We had to teach him that that is not quite the same thing 😜
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RoelI wonder if they're thinking what we're thinking?
Tyler CollierOnly if they're thinking, 'Gosh I'm such an idiot, why won't I drive faster or get out of the way!'
↪ We were stuck behind a slow driver one night.
Originally from Aug 27, 2004
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Coca LeonI can't jump and sneeze at the same time.
↪ She knew this about herself, as if she had done lots of testing.
Originally from Nov 8, 2008
Open this quoteAmberI didn't realize we are being graded for punctuality.
↪ She really meant punctuation after we corrected her on the quoteboard.
Originally from Nov 24, 2011
Open this quoteJames BIn a hypothetical situation where we'd have to kung fu our way out...
↪ Of course we'd have to Kung Fu our way out of a chinese restaurant.
Originally from Oct 31, 2004
Open this quoteRoelI can’t shop for clothes in Japan, unless I go to a sumo wrestler store!
↪ That Asian size do me dirty all the time!
Open this quoteRoelSomeone would tell me, "You need Jesus," and I would say, "You need Metamucil!"
↪ Don’t you come at me!
Originally from Nov 3, 2011
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